Turd Ass

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

turd polisher

trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.

a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.

by badger wood July 13, 2005

turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

turd-slicer

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

corny turd

the kind of turd you can see bits of corn or other material in.

I knew i shouldnt have ate all that corn. Now i got to make a corny turd

by Mr. Smart January 4, 2005