Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

snooker table

A pool table.

The snooker table has balls

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022

setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.

My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.

by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023

Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.

“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”

by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020