Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022

ate the whole table

what stupid roblox children say when they think someone did well at their game

"Omg stacy did so well in the beauty pageant, she legit ate the whole table"

by Medoh July 26, 2022

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022