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turkey boobs 

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
turkey boobs by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016

Turkey tits 

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
Turkey tits by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Turkey the blunt 

Emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey
Ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? It looks fat as fuck

turkey gurbble 

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches
turkey gurbble by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017

turkey booger 

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."
turkey booger by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

Turkey Bacon 

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
Turkey Bacon by Kintock November 2, 2017