Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.

He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.

by Spank Skank August 5, 2021

Spankles

Severe ankle pains.- Usually will occur after a long game or practice of a sport such as football or soccer.

Jeeez, today’s practice was so brutal I got spankles from it

by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 13, 2021

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game

Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game

by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021

spankana

Spankana means that you have spanked some one in a different time period in the past.

Susie spankana her son a year ago.

by anonymous November 28, 2021