Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

cave sleeper

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath

"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"

by Turk Winston January 25, 2014

Random Sleeper

1. Person who can sleep at a random time.
2. Person who can sleep at a random place.
3. Person who has random sex.
4. Any combination of the above three.

1. My sleep time is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
2. My sleep place is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
3. I have sex with random people (sleep around).

by PseuSeuss February 25, 2014

Ugly Sleep

When you take a beauty sleep and wake up still ugly as fuck.

my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale

by Pardible April 18, 2016

kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018

angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.

Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room

by ithoughtshewas19 May 28, 2018