my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale
by Pardible January 07, 2016
Guy 1: "look at those beefy tits, they look delicious"
Guy 2: "we're at steak here if it turns out it's made of plastic!"
Guy 1: "don't be such a cow-herd, defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"
Guy 2: "okay, I trust you, but we'll be a laughing stock if you're wrong"
Guy 2: "we're at steak here if it turns out it's made of plastic!"
Guy 1: "don't be such a cow-herd, defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"
Guy 2: "okay, I trust you, but we'll be a laughing stock if you're wrong"
by Pardible January 07, 2016