shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 4, 2002

holy-santa-claus-shit

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

by macarron December 20, 2008

shit heel

This is an old term dating back at least 100 years. My grandmother from Eastern Texas used it quite often to describe an uncouth person. I believe it refers to persons who probably didn't have an out-house or toilet, then when they dropped their pants and stooped down to evacuate their bowels, they would sometime hit the back of their shoes or boots. Of course, they probably just as often hit their pants.

That LeeRoy is a real shit heel.

by meatloaf66 September 22, 2009

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 January 5, 2009

shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009

Ah shit

When something happens to you unexpectedly, or when something bad that you haven't prepared for happens.

Tyler- You ready for the maths test today?
Jane- Ah shit

by BlurryWolf909 July 6, 2017

Deep Shit

1. When you are in a serious amount trouble.

e.g. "Im in deep shit."

2. A seriously dark or over thought idea.

e.g. Person 1: "Life is completely pointless"
Person 2: "Wow, thats some deep shit."

3. When you are in the middle of a shit and you start going into deep thought and all ignore around you, eventually realise you spend way too long on the toilet then you should have.

Deep Shit

by TheBurntToast August 16, 2019