Driscoll Surprise

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick..
There is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.
by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005
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Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
by The Loge August 12, 2006
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Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."
by steam1234 July 04, 2010
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Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf
by That 1 other guy May 07, 2009
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cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 03, 2021
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Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.
by that one guy with a huge penis January 19, 2012
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george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

by Michael Giordano January 27, 2007
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