Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.

Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.

by slobpop April 8, 2011

Passive robbery

An indirect way to rob or rip someone off.

Passive robbery is done by the big companies and politicians to steal our money in an indirect way.

by Techno-geek June 12, 2015

Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."

by forthright December 3, 2011

dirty robert

When a person eats shit and rubs it all over their body

Eli is a dirty Robert

by Bestfriend443 September 12, 2019

Robert Pattinson

An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.

Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.

by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010

robert

A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves

you're being such a robert right now!

by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016

Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:

Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"

by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013