retard call

Cousin of the faggot call, the retard call is when some one makes a stupid move or comment. Then everyone in the room stops what they're doing, puts their arms straight out and moves the lower half back towards themself so their thumb touches the shoulder and moves it back straight out, chanting Retard.

When Rinaldi thought that PMS was a disease, he was given the retard call by Tim, Gavin, and Dan.

by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007

Ghetto Hood Retard

Ghetto Hood Retard aka GHR. Someone who is trashy and does trashy things like goes to the hookah, sleeps around, and starts stuff with everyone knowing they won't actually do anything. These people lack common sense and often try to turn there friends into GHR's as well.

Brittany a first time hookah goer met Alexandrya who is a Ghetto Hood Retard and within a week Brittany became a Ghetto Hood Retard.

by Ricky Khalifa October 27, 2011

retard

mentally handicapped

an example of retard would be the definitions of azn contributed by azns

by azns are retarded March 22, 2007

retangle

The process of forcfully repeating entrance into a male or female rectum, removing the member after each thrust/penetration. Usual lubricants include blood and/or vaseline.

John: I went retangle on that ghetto booty last night.
Brian: Did she bleed much?
John: Thats what its all about!

by MathIsMoreFunThenTV June 29, 2007

retardable

1: the ability in which to resemble a retarded person in behavior by being limited in intellectual or emotional development---often taken to be offensive

2: the development or academic progress of retarding others

3: the act or instance the extent to which something may be affected with retardedness

You're so naturally retardable, playing the part of a mentally challenged person comes easily to you.

I'm sorry I keep screwing things up, I'm feeling quite retardable today.

That was very retardable of you to remember to flush the toilet, but forget to wipe.

by Kevin Wolff - September 22, 2007

Retard laying movement

A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.

He's in the retard laying movement.

by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003