Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.

"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher

by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019

real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive

“Awww Shes real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization

Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019

Thug real

a situation or thing that represents the truth or reality of urban life. To agree with a statement about the truth or reality of urban life.

"I had to buy diapers with food stamps, thug real."

by Mr Seeg October 30, 2008

Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!

Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died

by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021