69-Race

A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.

Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.

by Oldmjim August 22, 2019

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing idiots pleasure

by CARFART83 February 25, 2025

dingle race

Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties

i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done

dingle race is goated

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

23XI Racing

A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.

Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!

by WxjediKing94 May 31, 2023

Male Race

The tendency of men to run away from women being bitches

Man, she is such a Male Race im glad shes gone

by mouryalti May 7, 2025

race-bedwell

this word means huge flaming gay but has a distinct appearance and personality as the character referred to as MCC Loven from the motion picture superbad.

Race-bedwell is a flaming homosexual

by Race bedwell March 3, 2020