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Rings of Saturn

When two guys are rubbing their buttholes together, they create a vapor lock. Such a powerful suction between anuses, that they only be pried apart after one guy orgasms and the sphincter contracts.
Hey Shorty wanna go to the Rings of Saturn? Fuck yeah Fam, thought you’d never ask! That night we closed the space between us, and experienced a suction only compared to that of a black hole sucking in a galaxy.
by C. Diesel balls December 20, 2021
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Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!
"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"
by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008
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one ring

The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.
Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah
by Luv2Bcrazy September 9, 2009
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Pudding Ring

When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.
If someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.
by The Third Guide to Life July 14, 2010
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ringing the gong

The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.
Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.

Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.
by brohamovich April 29, 2008
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ring finger

the finger that doesn't go in any hole
dude I'm so sad my ring finger doesn't get any action
by thot#_killer October 15, 2018
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Class Ring

To wrap one's penis around a finger so it resembles a ring on a finger. Commonly used in the penis showing game.
Kirk tricked Bob into looking directly into his Class Ring. Resulting in Kirk being able to kick Bob's ass twice for being gay.
by John Netmuer November 28, 2005
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