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peach

int. of or pertaining to a peach situation. (1)
adj. a "peach" situation. one in which the scenario presents an outcome that is less than desirable. (2) The outcome is favorable to the opposing immoral side. The outcome is one of a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' case. (3)
(1) Rebecca: You took my seat you spasti.
Julian: Peach!
(2) Jordain: I don't think I'm going to do well on my test, I
didn't study that much.
Cesar: Peach!
(3) A.J.: I F^@%ed my teacher and she's now pregnant.
Christian: Total Peach situation.
by enterpriseemperor May 17, 2006
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Peachfuzz

Refering to a white guy that someone knows, but doesn't call them by their real name; More than one person that a group of people know, but can't remember their name on the spot. Any white guy that thinks he's a thug.
You see peachfuzz this weekend? Nah, man. Ey, there goes peachfuzz right there......
by Sheel February 12, 2007
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peach cobbler

A sexual position in which a man sits on a woman's face and she licks his asshole while he vigorously titty bangs her.
"Dude, I was banging this chick last night, and she gave me a peach cobbler... and not the delicious baked treat!"
by Covey G December 7, 2007
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peachy

Displaying or exhibiting the qualities of homosexuality.
That waiter is so goddamn peachy its despicable.
by Anonymous October 27, 2004
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peacheasy

A man who enjoys eating peaches so much it's become easy for him. He's also fond of the thought of the dirty sanchez and makes most of his money by babysitting pussy shit 45-year old kids at his work. His life is good, but could be even better with a certain woman on his side. He's also known as The Danny and any kind of apple product, especially a mac, will give him a very large hard on. He's very loveable and is very good in bed.
I saw peacheasy down at the apple store the other day. He looked like he was having a mindgasm.
by B-rad F December 10, 2008
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Peach

A very nice and firm ASS that resembles the peach emoji... often irresistible to all men (or women, not hate, its 2015 for fuck sake)
Wow man, what a peach!!
by GerbzPeachyButt September 14, 2015
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Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
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