Pennsylvania Porn

Pennsylvania Porn is any magazine, photo, or video focusing on deer or elk.

Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!

by Buzzbone July 1, 2009

porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.

"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."

by buyalex April 19, 2010

org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

by M-382 January 23, 2011

Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.

Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."

by The Double Fister December 2, 2010

Porn Tourettes

It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.

Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.

I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.

by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010

Belly Porn

Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.

Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.

Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.

- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?

- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!

- Look carefully in the corner!

- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)

by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008