A new branch of science which focuses on comparing the lethal role of carcinogenic cells to politician's decisions on
organic structure of society or national or global state.
organic structure of society or national or global state.
The way president berko is looking at the invation of marsa land can be only explained by Political Oncology.Use of force and destruction.
by TourageKnight February 27, 2025
Get the Political Oncology mug.The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
Get the Political Porn mug.1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
Get the Political Cinematic Universe mug.Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
Get the Political Illness mug.Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Political Violence mug.An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.
*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*
Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.
Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.
by lilacburn July 26, 2024
Get the Politically Homeless mug.This term refers to the hierarchy of 'prettiness' within the Exotical Community. It involves people acting hostile and/or dishonest when they think or perceive another person to be 'prettier' or having more 'pretty privilege' or 'Exotical Privilege' than them;
Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;
This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;
It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.
Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;
This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;
It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.
"She is lucky to has looser curls; all I have is 'light skin'..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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