the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

Plus to that

The dirty, eastern European version of "in addition to". Usually said by someone with an accent whose first language is clearly not English.

Hey Boris, get me some borscht. Plus to that, a glass of vodka you dirty commie.

by Boris from Chechnya October 6, 2009

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Plucktard

Typical male that says all the wrong things to a woman.

"come see me well see whos the man" ..... dude imma girl, and your a Plucktard!

by Kttwthboundpaws October 27, 2006

plunted

The early stages of being drunk, state of existence after kicking back a few pints, and beginning to recover, where the mind is still not as sharp as it once was.
Not quite drunk, but a pinch past sober.

"Your mind isn't as sharp right now."
"I'm a bit plunted"

by A plunted bloke January 6, 2008

Plurkoholic

plur·co·holic (ploor′kə hôl′ik, -häl′-)

adjective

1. caused by over exposure to Plurk
3. suffering from plurkoholism

noun
a person who has chronic plurkoholism or who habitually posts to and/or reads Plurk timelines to excess

Related Forms:

* Plurkoholically - adverb
ploor′·co·hol′i·cally

A person with a similar addiction to Twitter is known as a:

> twitterholic

Valiant Westland was concerned that his good friend Bevan was a Plurkoholic and might require intervention.

"You cannot tell an Plurkoholic to stop Plurking, because Plurkoholics will always be Plurkoholics and they will always fancy a Plurk."

by Valiant Westland March 26, 2009

plunger fight

two vaginas slapping violently into each other...see also scissoring.

these two lesbos sounded like they were having a plunger fight to the death.

by pootietank February 4, 2010