Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.
So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.
by shtooops November 16, 2009
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Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.
by Phqu September 21, 2016
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Brain Hooker

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.
by Gezundheit January 29, 2009
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brain candy

material that is thought provoking, but in a pleasant way, so as to solicit mental growth.
it's like candy for your brain. Braincandy, if you will.
by Tomax February 26, 2005
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brain sex

Sex= intercourse. Intercourse= Dealings or communications between persons or groups. Sex brings a rush in which both the physical body and the mental capacities are focused on one aim, one goal, and that goal is to reach a physical awareness in which pleasure is wholly present. Reading/Writing/Talking is similar. Instead of exching fluids ideas are exchanged, creating a "mental orgasm"
Once the apex of intellectual satisfaction is reached,
an emotional, mental AND phsycial condition(depending on the person) in which the brain is engaged rather than the phsycial being. Also, there is the Intellectual Orgasm, and the Physical Orgasm, and then the Epiphany Orgasm, which is both of those at the same time.
"Hey, did you see me and talking last night....we totally had brain sex"

"ahhhhh...yeah...we were up late last night having brain sex, i just got this awesome book from the PaperBack Shack"
by AnatheVaginaWarrior July 24, 2006
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shit for brains

George dubya Bush = shit for brains
Dumb? yup! George dubya is shit for brains and about as dumb as they get.
by huw gottarby-kidding September 10, 2005
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shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush
1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.
by Alec November 05, 2004
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