the here and now

right now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

Things We Say Now

It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.

Person 1:"There's a bear in my bedroom."
Person 2:"Things we say now."

by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019

Now bitch

A term used to offensively command someone to do something at that moment.

*Get me some tacos now bitch!"

by Bitches be crazy May 25, 2015

Now's your chance to add your own!

Yes it is

Now's your chance to add your own!

by Just do it man April 13, 2021

NOW SERVING

It's a series in A...K(exclude I.J) form concatenated by 0...9 three or four repeats in a FOUR OR FIVE BAND.

It is asking you to be monogamous

The end of your present HAVOC.

A great way to hand out anything that is advantageous.

Listen for your ticket number is your OFFICIAL 0...9 COUNTTER , as you can only COUNT ONE when you get there and it is very FEMALE no matter what as NOW SERVING C0UNT as you only get ONE.

You only get ONE COUNTER and either it is open or close for your preference but remember when you get there NOW SERVING it is the HERE AND NOW

Quickly your wait is NOW SERuVING and ends at the COUNTER POINT NOW SERVED.

Seriously SAM as NOW SERVING could have handled our STIMMY.

by METE MEAT MEET May 20, 2021

We can do whatever we want now?

Yeah

We can do whatever we want now?

by confused cajun man February 4, 2021