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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.
We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.
by conkspotter November 28, 2011
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His Ass Is NOT Duc

Referring to an individual who is NOT janitor “Duc” at Keller Central High School.
*janitor who is NOT Duc walks into a room* “Oh my days! His ass is NOT Duc!!” patrick winslow sylvester said.
by KaiGKempferEsq. December 6, 2022
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the stuff with the what not

A technical term used excessively at Autozone to describe automotive parts in excruciating detail.
Customer : Hey, I need a part for my car that has this thing that comes off from the side and kinda wraps around like a "u" shape. You know...?

Autozoner : Yeah, kinda like the stuff with the what not, on the thing with the part on it... I have one in the back.
by Golden Whipping Boy December 6, 2007
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OMG REDD SOOO SUSSS!! 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 GET EJECTED LOOOOOOL
. • ゚ . . . . . ඞ . • • ゚ Red was not An Impostor. . ' 1 Impostor remains ゚ . . , . . WHEN IMPOSTOR SUSUSUSUSSU HAAAHA
by Nice182645 May 11, 2021
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Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.
When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan
by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015
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not tea bag

A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"
by Nubje April 23, 2007
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did not make it

A slang term used to describe a sports gambler who failed at becoming a professional sports gambler.

A person who did not maker it usually think gambling is easy. The person usually have bad money management skill, follows a system, bet with intuition, bet into bad lines, doesn't understand the concept that anything can happens in a sports game, and/or lost ambition to become a professional gambler.

The term is originally introduced by a Canadian poster, fiveteamer, who also made a list of sports gambler that did not make it on an online sports gambling forum.
Pat just lost his entire bankroll at a chalk parlay, he did not make it.

Pico decided to quit gambling, he did not make it.
by picoman March 31, 2009
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