stfu noob

a gay ass term used to insult a person who plays an online multiplayer game less then 12 hours a day. Used by really scary, big mouthed, "internet tough-guys" who seem to be playing video games the majority of their time.

Normal Person: How do i shoot?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB

by jizzy January 25, 2005

noobelf

1. Aka newbelf is a person who has no skill
2. A person who whines and complains about balanced things like Gruntapult
3. A person who's IQ is under 40(aka potato)

STFU you noobelf!!

Learn to play noobelf!!

by BadModem May 9, 2004

Noobie

A person who is new at playing an online game and/or is bad at it.
also see noob,nub,nublet,nooblet,/\/00|3

gamer a:WTF you are soo stupid you use an AWP.
gamer b:Shut up you noob

by fallen hand of god November 23, 2004

Ramen Noodles

one of the best collage foods next to mac and cheese and cold pizza

that explains it right there

by chicoblanco April 13, 2006

noob salad

A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad.net server.

I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death.

by OttoBohn January 17, 2008

Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

Tom Nook

Money Satan whom puts you in debt even though you could smite him in SSBU. He'll become Karen and take the kids.

Villager A: "Did you get the bells for Tom Nook?
Villager B: "I'm broke."
Raccoon Satan smites their homes.

by T o m N o o k February 22, 2019