National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day

Give a guy your hoodie day💗
Make him happy :)
So technically just give a guy your hoodie on September 25 to someone like a friend or your boyfriend

Guy: "It's National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day

by theresnogender September 23, 2019

Dummy Nation

The 49% of Americans that support Barack Obama regardless of Obama's outrageous lies, his arrogance, and shear stupidity, because Obama promises them legalized pot, welfare (now termed "Disability), free healthcare, free cell phones, and free kiddie-care for knocked-up sluts. The Dummy Nation would vote for a guy like Obama even if that person was a child rapist and mass murderer, so long as they continue to get easy access to dope and free stuff.

Bertha: I luv Obama - he da best. He be gettin me free stuff, like TV, phone, 'n free money for my retarded chillin cuz my crack-pimp got me big with babies when I was 10, 11 'n twelf - they born retarded.
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?

by Ricardovitz April 22, 2013

National Boyfriend Day

Just suck his dick yo.

"what'd you get your man for National Boyfriend Day?"
"I just sucked his dick yo"

by A_A_Ron85 April 29, 2020

national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

natted

Natted -When someone intentionally leaves a private stash of marijuana or beer behind at a social gathering because they unexpectedly have to leave, and another person, or the group, gains that item.

We just natted that weed.

by William Mc4 March 21, 2009

Nature's call

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

National rape day

The 24th of march is when rape victims can come together and talk about their trauma and how to overcome it.

Don't talk about it with anybody who is uncomfortable with it.

"It's national rape day. Do you wanna talk about it?"

by mayor snail March 28, 2021