Mental Rolodex

A group or random collection of past events that a dumbass female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as shitty as humanly possible. Even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.

My wife flipped through her Mental Rolodex to give me shit during an arguement by telling me that I should have married my Ex-girlfriend knowing damn well that cunt cheated on me.

by Women are fucking pointless March 31, 2010

Mental Block

When you completely ignore someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.

by Cosa nostra, its my thing! July 11, 2011

Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.

I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.

by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008

Muntario

The next step up in the ugly tree from a munter.

Ie , His last bird was a bit of a munter but his new one is a muntario!

by Doug Seivwright May 10, 2004

Mantarted

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.

Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!

by kfly9907 January 4, 2008

mental masturbation

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy

Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch

by MattyN February 11, 2006

mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink

'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'

by james March 7, 2005