muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 18, 2010

muff-bomb

Can mean 1 of 2 things:

a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"

b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.

Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"

Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"

Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"

Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"

by Madam Hand December 29, 2010

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

muff robin

Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite

Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.

Woah tony is totally muff robin'.

by Rob Works January 14, 2011

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena April 2, 2011

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011