you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Massachusetts left 

At an intersection unregulated by a traffic light, making a left turn by pulling halfway out into the road to block oncoming traffic while waiting for a gap in the other lane.

So common in Massachusetts that drivers will stop and wait for a left-turner, even when they have the right of way.

- You're pretty late today.

- Yeah, I got stopped by like four people making Massachusetts lefts.

Massachusetts left by hogosha February 23, 2011

Latte Left 

People who say Lartay when ordering and spend hours talking about what's wrong with the world...usually reading 'the organ of wrongness' The Guardian whilst doing so

Poncey lazy arse do-gooder middle class types with a political latte left orientation

Latte Left by Pseudo Scouse February 20, 2009

Turn left 

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!

Example 1: "I'm bout to go talk to her but she best not Turn Left on me"
Example 2: "what if you talk to her and she Turns Left"

Turn left by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

the devil's left hand 

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

the devil's left hand by Nick D April 3, 2004

Jersey Left 

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

Jersey Left by 3dPoop June 10, 2009

Jersey Left 

A Jersey Left is also known as a jughandle left. When you need to make a left turn, you have to stay to the right, use the jughandle to cross the road to make the left.

Take Route 35 North. Make a Jersey Left at Allaire Road.

Jersey Left by littleducknj August 21, 2009