The home of mamy of the states douchebags, alcoholics, wiggers, sluts, and dumb fucks that drive like dick bags. If you grew up here you've most likely done hard drugs before. You can hang out walking around Walmart for the only thing to do at night. When driving thru keep a look out for the douchebags driving in very large circles bumping their shitty sounding systems trying to be cool but just annoying everyone. Fuck Lapeer.
"What's going on in Lapeer, Mi tonight?"
"Ganna go to walmart then hit up Fatboys to pick up some sluts, and piss off the douchebags hics that were trying to bang them. Fuckin love how easy the sluts are."
"Ganna go to walmart then hit up Fatboys to pick up some sluts, and piss off the douchebags hics that were trying to bang them. Fuckin love how easy the sluts are."
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