Kitty Elephant

Kitty Elephant is a hilarious game you play with a cat and a sock, you simply place the sock tightly around the cat's head and watch it smash into stuff and do funny seizure like dances while it tries to remove the covering from it's head.
Best results while intoxicated, and remember the more high strung the cat the better.

"I'm bored, lets play Kitty Elephant!"
*places dirty sock on cats head*
*watches cat shit itself trying to remove sock*
"Man! That cat is going crazy trying to get the sock off his head!"

by Kyle Greene March 21, 2005

feed the kitty

To have sex with a girl with a beautiful pussy.

I have to go home and feed the kitty

by Chopp Nuts July 20, 2010

no kitty this is my potpie

when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any

girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!

me: no kitty this is my pot pie!

girlfriend: meow?

me:no kitty! baaad kitty!

by jesus crist April 18, 2004

poo-poo kitty

Someone who only enjoys pearl necklaces (which has nothing to do with Dirty Sanchezes, Rusty Trombones, etc.)

Anka the poo poo kitty.

by Anka August 23, 2004

kitty

One ounce of a drug

I'd like to order three eighths of a kitty. An LSD coloured kitty. Yup. No drugs at all. I love kitties. They go meow. And definately aren't drugs. Oh shit, the cops are listening! random bursts of gunfire

by D January 10, 2007

Boo boo kitty

When a guy wears his hair in a bun on top of his head. Frequently accompanied by a tank top and man leggings at Equinox.

Yo why does that guy have a boo boo kitty. Does he even lift?

by Mairemb June 28, 2018

kitty snickers

A treat enjoyed by many dogs consisting of a cat turd with kitty litter stuck all over it

I wouldn't let bingo lick your face. I just saw him eat a kitty snickers.

by Wardbax October 2, 2008