jeanus 

n. A hollow bulge in the crotch region of a girl's pants (the same area where a penis would be located on a man). As a girl walks or sits and crosses her legs, this area of the pants will bunch together in said bulge. A jeanus is typically caused by oversized or oddly fitted pants.

Grr! I can't get this part of my pants to lay flat! I have this hideously HUGE jeanus!

This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.

Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.

Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.

jeanus by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005

mom jeans 

1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.

God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.

Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.

mom jeans by Erik S April 30, 2006

Jeanee 

Amazing eyes and hair and personality. Knows how to bust a move on the dance floor and Great fashion sense, should be a designer in New York.

Did you see that girls Jeanee??

Wow she has such a great jeanee, we should get to know her better.

Jeanee by Brantley Ricky February 4, 2010

D & B Jeans 

dick & ball jeans, having jeans on so tight that it seems like they were made specifically to show off your package nut cutters nut huggers

lamont sanford from sanford & son was sure to ALWAYS wear his D & B jeans.

D & B Jeans by junewho February 10, 2007

My Jeans by Jenna Rose

PROBABLY THE WORST SONG EVER! Could be worse than Friday by Rebbecca Black! I suggest you look it up on you tube but only so you can click the thumbs DOWN button!

My Jeans by Jenna Rose

My Jeans by Jenna Rose by LuLuBee14 May 25, 2011

Jeanette

Originated in France.
Usually uncommon name.

1. Ja'mepelle Jeanette.
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them!

Jeanette by nette92 November 15, 2007

Jeans Fucker 

a person who has sex with their jeans on because they are too shy for the girl to see their body

Jill: i was doing james the other day and he wouldnt take off his jeans
Sara: wow, what a jeans fucker

Jeans Fucker by Adassica November 6, 2009