by EternalPhx November 22, 2023
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“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
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by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022
Get the Jason mug.A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.
by Blackman444kkk December 6, 2021
Get the Jason mug.Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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