iron

adj.: big tough gay

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.

by Witness10mm August 21, 2005

Iron Mountain

A small ghetto hick town in the "UP"(upper penisula) the people from this town are generally older and extremly fat. This may be due to the fact that Iron Mountain has virtually every fast food resturant known to exist. The residents are also extremly creepy, handing out fashion advice and health tips, even though they are constantly eating fast food and are dressed like gay mountain men. Iron Mountain should be advoided by all normal non-red neck, people.

small town named Iron Mountain in Michigan

by B to the L June 19, 2010

Ironass

One who does not have an Ironass, nor is he an ass. He is a unique individual with the simple knowledge of coding, and who sucks on drums.

Me: I challenge you to a drum duel
Me: and I will win
Ironass: Then Ill pay a mexican to come up with a shank and stab you
Me: You would have to
Me: since its a fight to the death
Ironass: I dont care
Ironass: As long as some one gets stabbed

by mEkImIrMe January 28, 2005

Ironice

Not only ironic, but nice!

"How ironice, two old lesbians meeting"
"Ice cream with gravy! Thats just ironice!"

by xrockmysocksx October 9, 2005

Iron Seahorse

Place a horse bit in her mouth that you can yank on while giving it to her from behind! She'll be handcuffed and bucking around the room while you enjoy your seahorse sweety!

Shut that cocksucker or I'm gonna Iron Seahorse you baby!

by Flipper 09 February 1, 2009

Iron Man

What you call someone with a metal plate in their body, primarily the face/skull, often used when the person was severely beat up, resulting in the plate being put in.
Also used as "Iron Manned", as a past-tense verb, or "Iron Manning" as a present tense.

"Did you hear what happened to Marcus? He got stomped out. He had to go the hospital...they put a metal plate in his face."
"Damn.....that nigga got Iron Manned."

by Ole' Lefty March 11, 2010

Iron Fist

Not the Marvel Hero but a sexual thing where you fist a woman using only an iron from the closet.

Girl 1: My Vagina Hurts So Much
Girl 2: Why what did he do this time
Girl 1: HE used the Iron Fist
Girl 2: Wow sounds painfull

by ThiccyBoii March 20, 2017