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by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
Get the Internet Guy mug.An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 28, 2009
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by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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It is completely neutral and takes no sides.
It takes the grey area or creates it.
It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
It is completely neutral and takes no sides.
It takes the grey area or creates it.
It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
by All of the above? December 15, 2018
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Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019
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