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Thors hammer 

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
Thors hammer by Esp65p September 5, 2019

DROP THE HAMMER 

TO TAKE A LARGE DUMP THAT MAKES A THUD SOUND WHEN IT HITS THE INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL.
power dump hammer dropper drop the hammer

douche hammer 

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.
Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.
douche hammer by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003

man hammer

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.
man hammer by Baz July 18, 2004

Slam hammer 

the penis
i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.
Slam hammer by bill June 7, 2004

genocidal_hammer 

Chris, also known as Genocidal Hammer, is my BBFFAA and apart of the BBFFAA x Crew and he totally owns me and all of your asses.
Allison aka Big Tits: OH SUP CHRIS BBFFAA x CREW!

Chris aka Genocidal Hammer: SUP BIG TITS BBFFAA x CREW !!!!!
genocidal_hammer by allison January 9, 2005