Hooterphobic

Having more religion than any one else on the face of the Earth.

She can f*$k her boyfriend...Lie to her parents...But her Hooterphobic ass can't eat chicken wings.

by desperatedamsel April 20, 2005

Hootenanny

The scheduling of anal sex days in advance.

Grab some lube this week and lets have a hootenanny Friday night!

by Captain Hook is the best! September 11, 2022

hooker heels

another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.

gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.

by gavin riley April 5, 2008

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

hooker boping

when you put a sock-um-bper on the end of a stick and poke hookers with it

my friends play hooker boping in sac

by Jessica Souza November 10, 2006

Hooder

A sweater that has an attachable hood.

That is a nice hooder you've got there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Che-$wizz-LordeLaur December 6, 2016

Dirty Hooker

one shot of tequila immediately chased down with a shot of pickle juice.

at the party last night I took 3 dirty hookers

by greengirl416 April 10, 2010