Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn
by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024
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Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
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Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
by buildenex July 25, 2024
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Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
Goon Gang on top bitch
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 17, 2025
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Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1
by limelipslover May 26, 2025
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