goobie doughnut

A looser or an idiot who’s annoying but doesn’t really piss you off.

"you are such a goobie doughnut, but i love ya"

by miss lucifer/roccondil November 2, 2003

goobley

a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.

"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"

by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007

goober

Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.

The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.

by Song Of The South August 4, 2004

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

goober

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

by Harry January 9, 2005

Goober

A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.

Cisco is a freaking goober, dude. He won't let me watch hentai.

by FonyTierro January 19, 2017

Gooba

Glen

glen you gooba

by Harry August 11, 2003