Grandtastic

Better than Fantastic. Even more grand. Basically a twofive on a scale of one in the fantastic department. But not quite a twofive bc twofive.

Subject A: "I just got a new kitten!"
Subject B: "Oh really? Dang aw how exciting.. Wait.. is it black.."
Subject A: "HECK NO NOT BLACK CATS OH NO"
Subject B: "OH WELL THEN YEAH! KITTENS YES! WOW THAT'S JUST GRANDTASTIC."

by treehugger345 August 17, 2016

Grandayy

Normie, makes memes on youtube.

Damn normie: *posts a grandayy meme*
Everyone: go away

by ohokiguess November 21, 2018

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

Grandpaw

Grandpaw is Grandpa to a furbaby

come here give Grandpaw a big furry cuddle

by kitt980 October 16, 2020

Grandparent

A nickname for your sexual partner in sexual age play.

"Oh fuck, break my hip like the dumb grandparent I am son!!!"

by NyQuil_ December 22, 2020

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

Grandpaspaghetti

A tiktok creator who comments under nearly every post with “grandpa lol”.

*opens up a tiktok videos comment section

Grandpaspaghetti: grandpa lol.

Person: You’re everywhere bro!

by grandpaspaghetti April 1, 2021