foress

The act of getting ones self ready in the morning. Four things one typically does that begin with the letter "S", which are Shave, Shower, Shampoo and Shit

I spend twenty minutes foressing before I leave the house.

by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006

Avon Old Farms

The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.

Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.

by Westy Girl March 31, 2009

Perry farms

A hood where the realist niggas Jaryd, Tim Tim, Johnny, Josh, Jon and some others reside bout 3 mins from bitch ass devon green j/p the cool sometimes but they kno who the realest is.

Son you've been robbed, tiddlewinked and bamboozled you must have came from perry farms

by Dj Pounds January 26, 2005

happy forest

a word to describe a person's pubic hair that is so thick you can find almost anything in there. preferably little bits of food

ahhh look at her happy forest i found the condom i used last week in there!!

by dfhdskjlgh March 25, 2007

dark forest

The Dark Forest, or The Place of No Stars is where purely evil cats go after they die in the Warrior Cats series. It's like StarClan only for the evil ones. Some of the known residents include Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe, Thistleclaw, and Brokenstar. They can walk in the dreams of living cats.

It's coming, a battle between Starclan and The Dark Forest and every warrior will be called upon to fight

by Stormtail April 23, 2017

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.

I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

by Ativ2 May 23, 2009

Jupiter Farms

Jupiter Farms is this random redneck town just north of West Palm Beach, FL. Anyone young adult who's been to West Palm Beach already realizes there is nothing but Blue Hairs and gang violence in the shittiest projects on the east coast. But, at least the scenery is somewhat appealing. If you think WPB is boring and sucky, then you haven't been to Jupiter. With the exception of I-95 and three or four main roads, the streets are mostly made of dirt and are lined with farms that consist of one or two horses and dying forestry. It smells like ass and the water supply is so contaminated that you feel dirtier after taking a shower. Lastly, the people there are possibly the dumbest in the country. One guy I met couldn't even tell me his actual job title, but said he likes to build things. Another man I met owned a crappy kayak-rental shop (it was a trailer) and said to me I could be eaten by an alligator at anytime while on the stream. Jupiter is just a shitty town, period. No one would miss it, or the people in it, if it were wiped off the map. Only live there if your inability to afford dental insurance helps you fit in with the rest of the crowd.

Well Jupiter Farms sucks.

by Mr. Unoriginal March 31, 2009