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Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
by Pipistrello December 16, 2008
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The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone about them.

The Jesee Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.
"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."
by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005
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factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.
Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.
by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007
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Cheesecake Factory

Where Penny from The Big Bang Theory works, and where Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory used to work.
Person 1: Wanna go to the cheesecake factory?
Person 2: Isn't that where Penny works.
Person 1: Yes
by RandomGuy9929 November 8, 2012
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Factos

A word that sets messi fans asses on fire
It is a factos that Robert Lewandowski deserved to win the 2021 Ballon d'Or
by pionel pessi December 1, 2021
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factory farms

A bleak place where animals are raise in a prison like compound which restrict thier movements.
Factory farms are so like the stone age. I prefer to get my meats either organic or from a free range farm.
by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009
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sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.
Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.
by chad June 2, 2004
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