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air freshener fart

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
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Wedding Cake Fart

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011
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Poopy butt fart face

This is a insult that little boys make to insult the other kid
Max called bob a poopy butt fart face
Bob called max a short poopy butt fart face
Bob roasted max
by Hello human August 5, 2018
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rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
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Foreskin Fart

When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?

Tyrell: What noise, nigga?

Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?

Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.

Chiron: A what?

Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017
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Vanilla farts

When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)

P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked
Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!
by Sanron April 5, 2019
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fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008
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