Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.
Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?
by Gobo IV January 29, 2023
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Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.
Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up
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you evil man

This is something you say when a friend says something conflicting heyzues, jewish, or Stalinism and must be condemned to death
Bro you such a you evil man you must be gassed
by Thegaycummieboi February 16, 2018
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Eviler

My bf is eviler than you man whores
by alesi December 14, 2024
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Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh
On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am
by Death Menace March 10, 2023
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Evile Rubio

The sweetest and most kind girl you will ever meet. Evile is the kind of girl that is extremely beautiful and highly intelligent without knowing it. This makes her all the sweeter and modest.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.

You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
Evile Rubio is the best person I have ever met.
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
by AreolaHeart October 18, 2022
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Evil sowrat

Another word for a "mother", the true nature and meaning of many "mothers" when they lay off their shallow pretense of being especially "good" or even half-way decent, but still expect the mindless privileges and respect with which society usually talks about them. Usually bring the fathers/husbands into an early grave, and wouldn't mind doing the same for the grown children, except for often being gay for the farts of the evillest old-ass brother, most like themselves.
-The evil sowrat can't even behave like a normal human for once.
-I can barely think of or properly deal with anything, the evil sowrat is making everything needlessly difficult.
-Everything the evil sowrat does or says is negative, and it always makes the simplest things impossible,
by WonderWumbo January 12, 2022
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