trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.

Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!

by MollyRust August 24, 2017

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running

Hey bill did you dick ran today

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 16, 2018

keep dick

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

by Mickybee December 7, 2017

dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018

Dick-resin

The dried up mixture of semen, tears, mascara, and glitter found on a whore's tits.

After a long night of degrading, strenuous, inhumane, and immoral acts Mandy was smothered in dick-resin.

by The Resinators August 29, 2013

Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.

-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"

by farmdicki March 8, 2011