chris kane

An adjective used to describe anything fancy, flashy, fabulous. The opposite of average, base model, beige or forgettable. Indicates anything 'high-style' or sought after.

"Those rims look sick on that car, great color combo. So Chris Kane."

"What are you wearing out tonight? Going all out, little dress heels, getting Chris Kane'd?"

"Dope house, you know hot tub, gates, garage full of toys. So Chris Kane."

by Carsncookies January 15, 2014

chris allen

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake

ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl

by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011

Chris pratt

The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!

Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........

by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, August 13, 2017

Chris Berman

Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.

Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.

by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011

chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.

Chris Crocker is a fag.

by Casey m February 29, 2008

Chris Brown'd

Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)

"hey, that dude just Chris Brown'd that chick!"

by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009

Chris Kamrada

the sexiest beast of a drummer with abs, perfect hair, and gives a shitload of hugs. from there for tomorrow (the band) and in some pictures appears not to have a penis. even though he really does, he's too good-looking to not have a penis.

I want to have CHRIS KAMRADA's babies, pronto

by SALAMISALAMI August 8, 2008