chinese auction

When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.

Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.

by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007

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chinese kiss

A kiss that's below the waist

Johnny gave me a Chinese kiss yesterday and it felt so good

by RainbowGirl23 March 10, 2016

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chinese andy

One who was a desire to eat Chinese buffet at least once a week. He goes through life just for the delicious meal at King Buffet at the end of the week.

Guy: Ah! Crap, I forgot to eat Chinese buffet last week! OMG what am I gonna do?
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...

by Andy Wong March 5, 2008

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Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011

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