carpet

lemon

Man im craving a tasty carpet

by SkylerMoonlight March 10, 2023

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

calvet

A calvet is that type of guy who knows how to make sm happy he is a sweet generous guy who will do anything for you if ur that close to him he is funny kind loving irreplaceable if he ever loved u or still does u really stole his heart so if u have a calvet don't let him go he has one of the cutest smiles and if he loves u he loves you to bits he is also a player so take care.

wow is that Calvet he has the cutest smile😊

by Menyi May 6, 2023

Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

Calletty

She is going to be one of the nicest people you will ever meet. You can trust her with anything and from day one you will get along and can’t imagine life without her. She is going to be a very important person in your life. She is very pretty but will never admit and has a great smile. She’s short and sweet. Calletty will be a great and trustworthy person in your life. When you hang out with her you will have a great time. There are not enough words to describe her.

Calletty is so nice
I can't live without her

by captain kid ♡ May 9, 2023

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023