The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.

"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop by DanteFA March 7, 2026

Choptober

Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.

Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."

Choptober by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

chopped cheese 

sandwich sold at new york delis, originated in harlem, it is also sold in the bronx. it is made up of chopped up beef, lettuce, mayo and ketchup.

ock: what u want?

customer: lemme get a chopped cheese

chopped cheese by kobexv June 25, 2020

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Chopeyes 

A name for your eyes when you're High/Chopped AF.

Mike: Pass that blunt bro.
Sid: You sure man? I don't want you to get too chopped.
Mike: Trust, I got this!

Sid: Aight bro. *Passes blunt
Mike: *Hits blunt
Sid: Holy fuck dude! You got Chopeyes already 😂

Chopeyes by LTD1337 May 4, 2017

aye chopper 

aye chopper- a phrase used when you know a person is lying

"Im going to lazer tag with barack obama on mars tonight" "aye chopper"

aye chopper by can of carling February 18, 2013

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

slobber chopper by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019