Car liberated 

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.

I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!

Car liberated by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020

Car crash carousel 

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

Car crash carousel by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020

Car washing 

1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!

1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!

Car washing by Tuna3000 April 12, 2020

car food 

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

car food by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Car'ona virus 

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

Car'ona virus by funny jokes April 29, 2020

car box

A term for smoking pot in your boyfriends bedroom with the door closed after taking a shower and shit in that order.

Most of the world knows this as hot boxing.

Victoria has frank open the door to the apartment so she could go take a large car box in her boyfriends bedroom.

car box by Drinkleberries June 16, 2020

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.

I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me

car wash challenge by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020