Brad

your typical white boy. hates his vegetables and doesn't eat pasta due to a traumatic experience. he doesn't leave his room cause he's playing minecraft and likes hanging out in the rave cave with the boys and that one girl of his dreams. He has the personality of a house brick and is extremely awkward around girls. He listens to Ruel and Justin Bieber at 1am with his cock out (average white boy playlist). He is one off those kids with a middle part and never shaves. he has the bushiest eyebrows and never thinks to fix them. his dad is Shane and he is superior over brad. brad likes cordi and will never get her cause she's taken.

'no I don't eat vegetables'
'ew who eats pasta'

'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'

by brad loves cordi September 17, 2019

Brad

Someone who runs around with katanas infront of cctv and chases the police with a katana.

Man... he was such a Brad last night.

by KanashimiDESU January 25, 2020

Brad

brad is the combination between two names “breana” and “tad”. these two special people have a bond that’s so hilarious everyone is jealous of it. they are like cody ko and noel, so funny it’s unbelievable. if you ever meet this duo you’ll be sure to have a fat laugh.

person: HAHAHAH

person 2: what are you laughing at?
person: BRAD!! they are so hilarious

by lollipopsryuck April 28, 2020

Brad

A young male teen that enjoys making bathroom jokes; examples of something one might say:
"Don't drop the soap!"

- A young boy who likes to creep out his other friends by teabagging them.

"Dude that guy is acting like a Brad!"

<3

by Enliven/Gob/<3 March 6, 2009

brad

(n.) a dudebro or typical frat guy that has the following characteristics:

1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light

typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.

i was at a frat party last night with a bunch of slutty broads and brads.

by Samantha Sanchez July 23, 2008

bradberry

n. A word describing male genitalia.

Sara was puzzled when Eric told her to grab his BRADBERRY and suck it hard.

by Capt K'nuckles April 21, 2011

Brad

A boy who gets wrong tramps, Loves colouring, loves escalators, loves lifts and shelby. :/
End of. <3

i (L) brad

by Shhelbyy October 4, 2010