1 definition by Samantha Sanchez
(n.) a dudebro or typical frat guy that has the following characteristics:
1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light
typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.
1. sagging khaki cargo shorts
2. two or more polo shirts, complete with popped collar(s)
3. socks & adidas sandals
4. hemp necklace
5. aluminum can of natural light
typically, this sad gentleman has terrible taste in music and listens to way too much dave matthews band while you "bro down," which he will refer to only as "dave," because clearly, they are on a first-name basis and call each other on their cell phones.
by Samantha Sanchez November 28, 2005