Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017

Brandon

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon

girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade

by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016

Brandon

A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode

Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small

by cloppy February 21, 2017

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male

Oof, brandon

by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017